|This site contains a sense of humour that some people may describe as "British". It may cause confusion and disorientation in the reader (especially if they suffer from a disorder commonly known as "being American"), and may also cause laughter in public places where people might look at you and think you're a bit strange. Do not panic as this is normal. I think. So, just light the blue touch paper, stand well back and enjoy.
Please note that this page is currently being built. More can be found at MO's former site at http://www.geocities.com/madmanonline/.